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The Jimmy Pee Program The Jimmy Pee Program

Rated 5 / 5 stars


threebrain is god.


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Glen Glen

Rated 5 / 5 stars

mr. oizo is god

"daddy, daddy this is yer puppet?"

Field Guide to Snapping Field Guide to Snapping

Rated 5 / 5 stars


that's some sweetass shit

Recent Game Reviews

Alien Hominid Alien Hominid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I know all 10's is gushy but...

so i finally got my copy of Alien Homonid yesterday, i was starting to worry, i had preordered it months ago and when i checked the delivery status the other day it said it had already been delivered and signed for 2 weeks ago (it had been sitting in my apartment buildings office the whole time, go me!) but yeah, the game is fucking amazing, it totally blew away all my expectations, i've always been a fan of synj's art style and how tom can program stuff like this in flash just blows my mind (don't look at my games, they suck). Ask anyone i play games with and they'll tell you all i do is bitch about how new games suck and SNES is the best system of all time. there's just nothing better than a multiplayer 2D shooter, nothing. (here's an idea for the future, i'm thinkin: ninja turtles arcade style with classic newgrounds characters, say...pico, maybe a telletuby, that disorderly dude, some synj thing, maybe a get the idea) anyway, taking up alot of space here, just wanted to say thanks for an awesome game guys. hope to see more soon. old school rules.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


my score is based on standards back in 99. I remember the first time i came to newgrounds way back when there was no portal, just that telletuby thing and links to "assassin" and "club a seal" and ..what was the animal robot thing called?, oh well, well all that shit was awesome. i remember me and my buddy would check back on assassin all the time to see who we could kill next (i miss that shit). anyway, this game and PICO were "where it's at" fuck, i remember PICO being hard and getting all juicy inside when i beat it :)
but yeah, don't got much else to say, just that anyone that thinks this is too easy is missing the point. it's all about the killing, and i'd like to see you little fuckers program something like this with flash 4, whiny fucks.

League Bowling League Bowling

Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was fuckin sweet